KOC: Klavileaks!

Julian Assange–Obama’s Czar in charge of Exposing All Our Secrets–has now been arrested for the crime of sleeping with a feminist without a condom.  (Until that happened, I always thought that was the punishment for a crime.  As in, “Arrested for espionage, he was sentenced to sleep with a feminist without a condom.”)  But the downfall of the louche Australian Wikileaker has not lessened the threat to America’s national security.  Not while I’m around it hasn’t!  That’s right, this week we at PJTV‘s Klavan on the Culture at long last are releasing our stunning cache of videos giving the viewer unprecedented access to the behind-the-scenes operations of the nation’s high and mighty.  Hold on to your hats–or, if you don’t have a hat, feel free to hold on to the hat of the person next to you.

Justin Folk supplies the visuals, which he pilfered from a government computer:

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  • Bea M. Garcia

    “It was getting so hot she had to take her blouse off.” HAHAHAHAHA!

    Mr. K., You are one funny guy.

    Israel is right about almost everything. They’ve missed the Messiah thing corporately but individually many are getting it. Like you!

    Julian Assange is a sorry sap. All those who encourage him are only enabling him.

    Why dies he not publish leaks from Cuba, China, Venezuela, N. Korea, Iran, or Russia? I guess there are few people willing to leak in those countries. Ya think?

    Keep up the good work.

    Merry Christmas! (Even if Messiah was born during Sukot and not in Dec.)

  • Frolicsomes

    Was this supposed to be funny!

  • Debra

    Assange’s campaign for transparency is a lot like socialism, only instead of eventually running out other people’s money, you run out of other people’s secrets.

  • Kurtic21

    It was very funny!