Okay, I’m joking. But as I wrote in City Journal this week, if we want to reclaim the culture for what is good and true, we need to start putting financial and intellectual resources into three areas: the news media, the entertainment industry and the academy. And I am in the entertainment industry and I do have a wonderful new novel out about four teenagers trying to escape from a brutal Communist revolution in Central America and it’s called If We Survive so, I mean, like, draw your own conclusions. And buy the book. Or we’re doomed. Joking.